Lost In Translation As A 20-Second Monologue



It is so hard coming from America, where all my friends are celebrities, to another first-world country where they speak a different language. My boyfriend is really successful and talented, and never has any time for me.

This makes me sad.

I spend my days being sad, in my underwear.
Thank God I can afford cute underwear.

What I really want to do is sleep with my famous father.


The End