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NEW!Teenaged Fantasy Boyfriend Battle

Dating is like a full-time job, or buying a house.
Emo boys.



Movie Review: 10,000 B.C.

Probably should have posted this in March, when this movie came out and AFRICOM was announced.
Timely.



Relationship Rules

In case you didn't know.
Duh.



Zeesy Powers CV 2007

Why you should hire me.
Experienced.



Being Boring

Sorry, guys.
Yawn.



Dear Winter

I am convinced that the rapid warming of our palnet will lead to the end of winter in the part of the world where I reside. Poor Europe will be freezing, but I'll be blind and burnt from the sun. Incidentally, I lifted a good deal of the text from mash notes I exchanged with a young gentleman.
Boo hoo, boo hoo.



How to Smell your Hand

Because sometimes you just gotta know.
Handy



Cloudland: A Pilot for a Television Show

I wrote this on Thursday, made the costume on a Friday, the sets on Saturday and performed it Saturday night. It was a disaster.
Cloudland



Reverse Mermaid Versus Siren

The Reverse Mermaid has found a Sailor, but the Siren has decided to lay her claim. Who will win him? Can Sailors even survive underwater?
Reverse Mermaid Versus Siren



Lost In Translation as a 20 second monologue

Better late than never.
Tragic

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